On to the matchups! In the first matchup Styx, getting a combined total of .8 from the trio of Vick (-.2), Brown (1) and Clark (bye week 0), beat Sweat by almost 60pts. This coming off of Sweat's highest point total of the season. Styx, just think if this league only started 1 QB? Sweat once again your team blows. Let me wrap up this matchup by giving you all my take on the situation of Styx's starting roster scoring that many points with the 3 players I mentioned earlier and Sweats team in general by quoting the words of Keshawn Johnson "C'Mon Man!"
In the second matchup the former 1st place Ahmad Bradshaw (change that name!) was kicked in the nuts by Team Brandon Jacobs and Team Carnell Williams. Can't you guys find a clever nickname? Brandon Jacobs winning with a combo of The Strong Arm of Fantasy Law Drew "poopy face" Brees and recently stolen....I mean aquired Thomas (40.10) Jones. I think this could be Ahmad Bradshaws fall from grace! I predict the title of this song will represent the rest of Bradshaw's season.
Onto the third matchup. Team That Guy posted a narrow victory over team Rug Dr. How in the hell does a team lose when they have the vaunted Brady/Welker combo scoring 102.45pts. Heres how, the rest of your team looks like this.
Lets anylize this pic.
You have a few sprinkling of corn which is good. Corn represents Pierre Thomas and Greg Jennings. The rest of your team is just........................>
We press on to the 4th matchup. I can't believe I have wasted this much time on a blog Chris Johnson went up against Carnell Williams. Chris Johnson having a sub par day from his team came away with the victory. No player on either team had a standout game. Was the victory a gift from Santa Clause...nope. It was a gift from Team Carnell Williams! I appreciate you trading Thomas Jones before the matchup. The trade of Thomas Jones for Josh Johnson/Fred Jackson did not pay off for team Williams. That trade would go down with some of the "great" trades in sports history. Lets look at a few.
Falcons trade Brett Favre to the Packers for a first round pick? 15 years later still a sweet move!
Mavericks trade Robert "Tractor" Traylor to Milwaukee for Dirk Nowitzki 
Things that make you go HMMMMMM.......
Last but not least in 1996 the Charlotte Hornets got a steal when they sent Kobe Bryant to L.A. for the Laker's Vlade Divacs and a pack of smokes.
Great Managers think alike! Right Robert
In the fifth matchup Team Bulldog's draft day trades finally pan OUT. It just happens to be on the same day he was matched up against the players he traded away A. Peterson/R. Grant. With both A. Johnson and M. Colston having great days along with the rest of team Bulldogs scored over 200pts. Drew, scrambling for the infamous 2nd qb, made a trade for Culpepper before the matchup. 1.42pts. Wow.
Bulldogs beating Dewdiver has put a log jam in the middle of the standings with 6 teams at 3-3.Now for the sixth and final matchup. Team Utah against Team Jason Campbell. Side note: Team Campbell I appreciate you wasting your #1 waiver wire pickup on the Colts D.
Even with Percy Harvin's shoulder being as durable as Sam Bradfords' Team Utah more than doubled Team Campbell's point total. Team Utah scored another 200+ point total. This was lead by Matt Schaub throwing bombs like Sllew throws down jaeger bombs at a club. Here's the video of Sllew on Sunday.
Scene: Sllew starting off his day in the bathroom.
Sllew: Ahh I was out in Toledo last night trying to hit on some 18yr. olds. Ahh I got my self a prom date.
Scene: Sllew thinking about himself at the club: Hey Broskie 2 Heinekens
Sllew: Hey Team Campbell you want a shot at the title? Betta make sure you're ready.
Scene: Sllew showing off his new haircut.
Sllew: You know what that means? I'm kicking Campbell's pussy team with my new haircut. My boys they're coming out with their new haircuts. Matt Schaub, Jay Cutler, Mike Sims-Walker, Steve Breaston, Brian Westbrook, Owen Daniels and Time Hightower all have new haircuts. They're kicken' Campbell's pussy team.
Sllew: I'm grinding up on all pussy fantasy football teams this season.
Sllew: You bitches love me and my fantasy football team. If not, f'n skanks! f'n skanks! f'n skanks.
Sllew talkin' to some chick: Ya this collar is popped because my fantasy football team is the shit! Everyone should know it. I swear to God if anyone looks at my fantasy football team in a wrong way I am going to start a fight. You f'n looking at my team?
Sllew 1pm on Sunday: 1:25 on video.
Sllew: it's gamtime! Don't bother me I'm in the zone.
Scene: Sllew looking at himself in the mirror.
Sllew: I'm the f'n man. Huhhhh! Ya I take roids, i'm the man. I'm in control baby.
Scene 1:52 on the video.
Sllew: ya I need to get my swell on, I'm jacked and everyone should see how tan I am.
Scene: Sllew talking about his team.
Sllew: 2:15 on video: I'll throw OUT Schaub bombs and Cutler Bombs all frickin' day. F'n schaub bomb, f'n Cutler bomb! I like to jerk off in the shower thinkin' about it! F'n Schaub Bomb, f'n Cutler bomb, f'n Schaub bomb!
Sllew: SCHAUB BOMB.
Man that never gets old.
This brings an end to week 6. Most teams are still in the playoff hunt. Sorry Team Campbell and Team Williams. Although I enjoyed doing this blog it is a pain in the ass. I will leave this blogging crap to the pros and to Sllew. Next week we will once again get to hear Sllew talk about how great he is but until then I leave you with this. " A conclusion is simply the place where someone got tired of thinking."
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